Who is Bub?~
Bub is here to tempt you with all things, bad, bling and barmy! You know you can't afford it, but he will try his hardest to make you get the credit card out and give in to temptation. His comments for each product will inspire you to give in to your devilish streak!
For a little bit of history about our little devil read on.…
Blessed with more monikers than The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, he is Satan. He is The Dark Lord. He is The Unnamed (except when you call him Bub). He is here to tempt your very soul with, ironically, gadgetry manna from heaven. And he is very very cold up here! (hence the woolly leggings!)
Hailing from the darkest pits of Hell itself, Bub is everything that's bad in the world completely opposite to Gabe, (see
Who Is Gabe?) thankfully they work in opposite ends of the building.
| Bub's background is nothing if not riddled with tales of insane debauchery and unspeakable acts. He's been there throughout some of the most notorious moments in history - riding with Genghis Khan as he desecrated the plains of Asia, partying with the Marquis De Sade, holding the flaming torch for Guy Fawkes, writing speeches for Mr. Hitler, aiming the gun for Lee Harvey-Oswald* and, some say, on the Argentinian bench at the '86 World Cup when Maradona scored 'that'' goal (Hand of God my ass). | 
Bub's mate. |
Whilst his history is clearly checkered, Bub has been making more of an effort in recent times to get on with the world and present a more friendly, comforting side to the business of hellfire and brimstone.
Bub was bought on board by Gadgetopia through recommendation after, on hearing we were looking for a marketing presence, some guy with a long hooded cloak dropped by the office. Funny really, the chap didn't leave a name, but must have been on his way to harvest. Nice of him to take the time out, especially as he already had his scythe with him. What a nice man.
Anyway, the rest, as they say, is history.
a favourite hotspot. | In between womanising, drinking, torching small critters, holidaying at Hedonism, drinking and womanising, Bub has carefully compiled a list of all his favourite gadgets for your perusal. His criteria was to find those gadgets that make people shake uncontrollably or make strange mouse like gurgling noises when you walk up to them and show them your new purchase - envy really is a great thing. |
You know you want them. HE knows you want them. And you wouldn't want to rile the Master Of Evil now would you?
* Gadgetopia would like to point out that it only alleges that Lee Harvey-Oswald pulled the trigger on JFK. This is based on hearsay only. We all know it was the CIA. Although, Bub goes awful quiet when quizzed on that one..........…
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