Who is Gabe?~
Gabe is here to help you make decisions about gifts and gadgets that will enhance your life or just make you smile. Its not about showing off, it's just knowing that when you read his comments for each product you know it makes sense to whip out the credit card and get that satnav system you always promised yourself.
To know a little more about our heavenly friend, just carry on reading…
Gabe, (Gabriel to anyone who doesn’t know him) was once the left hand of God but, with faith seemingly on the wane and religion being spouted as the cause of so much hatred in the world, the little angel decided on a career change. As luck would have it, we'd just posted an advert in the 'Angel on Sunday' for a Buyer, and he contacted us with a C.V.
| At first we thought whether having a heavenly being was the right way forward for the business, but after inviting him for interview, his pitch was quite impressive. It could have been the flashing thunderbolts and light show that won us over, but he got the job nonetheless. | 
Gabe's interview |
That said, he does have certifiable skills and experience in the gadget world. Much as Bub, (see
Who is Bub?) has a long history of debauchery and downright evilness, Gabe has been at some of the more enlightened moments in history, that have a range of implications in the gadgetry world.
 GPS satellite? |
Take for example the birth of Our Lord Jesus Christ. There's Gabe, wings aglow, sent by His Heavenly Father to ensure the giving of some of the earliest - and most useless gifts - Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh. Then there's his involvement with getting the 3 Wise Men (3WM in text speak) to the right place. Heavenly star? Hmmm...more likely GPS combined with next gen mobile. In fact, the whole Jesus story has Gabe heavily involved. Virgin birth? Or fancy heavenly gadgetry? You decide that one my friends. All we're saying, is Gabe must have some pretty good contacts. Which is a) the reason we took him on and b) great news for all you gadgetaholics out there. |
One concern was the obvious issue of inter office cooperation between Gabe and Bub, being as they are from slightly different backgrounds. In reality, the balance has worked nicely. When Bub is out womanising and getting wasted on his favourite Hell Brew, Gabe is serenely working away, sipping at his favourite non-alcoholic beverage 'Amber Nectar' (not that one, he's a good boy - 'The Nectar of the Gods') and having friendly chats with all and sundry. Gabe even spends his time on holiday helping the needy. For him it's all you you you.
Whilst your dark side maybe tempted by Bub and his in your face attitude, don't forget Gabe and his gentile and caring side. Besides, he is so cute. His little halo. And his cutesy blue wings. And those oh-so-bashful eyes...........
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